tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.comments2023-05-22T00:28:41.816-07:00Robot Loves ZombieExtremeNegativeForcehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10791574591649182951noreply@blogger.comBlogger163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-8884657477755172702010-12-19T10:46:50.606-08:002010-12-19T10:46:50.606-08:00My mother could really use one of these Compliment...My mother could really use one of these Complimentones...TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18066342998811271921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-72434292646725626792010-05-04T17:50:34.383-07:002010-05-04T17:50:34.383-07:00DANGIT! Now it's just the same old people who ...DANGIT! Now it's just the same old people who always read my stuff. Thanks a lot, I guess. /sadpandapantsDekxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09633437910990376480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-39244370315005085612010-05-04T14:02:07.461-07:002010-05-04T14:02:07.461-07:00Sara's a spambot. Tried to click on her name t...Sara's a spambot. Tried to click on her name to figger out who it is and received a warning of deceptive website. Might wanna erase her comment. <br />George Clooney would.Pica Maloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06957618879343805860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-20495264048496809862010-05-04T13:55:02.636-07:002010-05-04T13:55:02.636-07:00Who is the crazy lady? :)Who is the crazy lady? :)Shining Armorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720898408798730153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-5328617207123295412010-05-03T14:16:20.049-07:002010-05-03T14:16:20.049-07:00@Sarah: Ummmm what?@Sarah: Ummmm what?NellBothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049899854918171071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-27062542401831874412010-05-03T08:03:26.800-07:002010-05-03T08:03:26.800-07:00How can something so ordinary be laugh out loud fu...How can something so ordinary be laugh out loud funny? Hilares.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18066342998811271921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-38369421854787868792010-04-02T07:01:39.447-07:002010-04-02T07:01:39.447-07:00What really pulled me in were the superbly realist...What really pulled me in were the superbly realistic conversations which mimiced, exactly, any conversation Dekx has ever had, EVER.<br /><br />Fine work.B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10236506296007773474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-62244035109409441152010-03-11T10:15:30.927-08:002010-03-11T10:15:30.927-08:00Ahoy! It is great to have a new reader! I hope you...Ahoy! It is great to have a new reader! I hope you will get comfortable and avail yourself of some of our Chakakhanistan-brand Snacky Snoodles and Lemon-Frosted Sucrose Bombs.<br /><br />We here at Robot Loves Zombie dream of a world. A world where zombies and robots and inteligent apes and giant rogue narwhals and chupacabras and small Mexican men who think they are werewolves can live in peace and harmony, subjugating/eating/shooting into space the human race together, as one united front.<br /><br />Sure, some may call us naive optimists, but we prefer "blood-thirsty savages hellbent on world domination".<br /><br />Warmest Regards,<br />Dekx<br />High Commander-In-Chief of Humon Relations and Cleaning Toaster OvensDekxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09633437910990376480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-80763707442869676812010-03-11T08:14:59.378-08:002010-03-11T08:14:59.378-08:00Zombies and Robots hate each other more than robot...Zombies and Robots hate each other more than robots and monkeys.. Your post was a fun read i've seen most of the movies on your list and the majority of them are train wrecks.zmanhttp://www.brainsbrainsbrains.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-71135240229990730492010-01-20T21:25:39.446-08:002010-01-20T21:25:39.446-08:00AMEN!AMEN!ExtremeNegativeForcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10791574591649182951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-32651443567760105692009-12-22T14:44:22.732-08:002009-12-22T14:44:22.732-08:00Holy cow! That musical interlude was magical. His ...Holy cow! That musical interlude was magical. His show was super good too. Thanks for making his whereabouts beknowst to your adoring public.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183743243183740088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-41050982699115708322009-12-03T10:37:39.980-08:002009-12-03T10:37:39.980-08:00Doooooood, well said.
Shall we get to work on a m...Doooooood, well said.<br /><br />Shall we get to work on a movie deal for my book? Then we can put hair back on the collective chests of Vampires AND make some sweet Zombie-killing action in one swell foop!<br /><br />JWGJim Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02623520973451846079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-50076952193567337792009-11-23T01:32:11.710-08:002009-11-23T01:32:11.710-08:00Amen. And, I'm a little sad I'm not the on...Amen. And, I'm a little sad I'm not the one who wrote this. But I still want to help. Maybe I can be the cinematographer? I did buy the tripod after all.<br />MOTHExtremeNegativeForcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10791574591649182951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-35848978574137435862009-10-13T08:51:15.506-07:002009-10-13T08:51:15.506-07:00The first thing I thought of when I saw that comme...The first thing I thought of when I saw that commercial was, "Pff, I'd rather have a toy robot any day."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-20168297959334093592009-10-13T08:12:18.175-07:002009-10-13T08:12:18.175-07:00@ Shauna: It IS foolproof chick bait. There'...@ Shauna: It IS foolproof chick bait. There's no doubt. That's why I have that whole thing tattoed at my treasure trail and written on about thirty dumpsters just outside of Oklahoma City.<br /><br />@Dekx: I think what you're trying to say is that we're looking to trade up... Just keepin' it real, yo.<br /><br />@ Pica Malora: I do what I can to hide hide the scent of dead hookers and regret that I normally exude.B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10236506296007773474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-54255520564921470182009-10-12T18:04:43.076-07:002009-10-12T18:04:43.076-07:00I have to definitely go for #1 Bryce, you *do* sme...I have to definitely go for #1 Bryce, you *do* smell good. I didn't realize it was that combo - but it's good to know.Pica Maloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06957618879343805860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-16604009311301163882009-10-12T15:04:01.887-07:002009-10-12T15:04:01.887-07:00It should be noted that we at RLZ do not require o...It should be noted that we at RLZ do not require our viewers to simply be Rad. We fully endorse being any combination of the following, or indeed, any specialization therein:<br /><br />-Rad<br />-Awesome<br />-Awesim<br />-Sweet<br />-Bad Ass<br />-Ballin'<br />-Pimpish<br />-Fuckin' Sweet<br />-Fuckin' Rad<br />-Fuckin' Awesim<br />-Sexy as Fuckin' Rad, Bad Ass, Awesome Sweetness.<br />-Titties<br /><br />Ideally anybody matching any of these traits will send us their home address and the times they're home so we can come to your house and consume you for what little part of you is worth our while. In exchange you'll get to live on forever in each of us, and you'll get to see us form a Voltron-esque Wendigo of jiggling fat-assery and abandoned dreams. Total twofer.Dekxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09633437910990376480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-19443211144040397262009-10-12T11:48:09.055-07:002009-10-12T11:48:09.055-07:00If you ever find yourself in a relationship dry-sp...If you ever find yourself in a relationship dry-spell, you should definitely use this in your online dating profile. It's foolproof chick bate.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183743243183740088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-19087380261109781072009-10-08T19:39:16.619-07:002009-10-08T19:39:16.619-07:00You truly are a humorous fellow.You truly are a humorous fellow.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183743243183740088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-49181823051212179822009-10-05T12:05:46.277-07:002009-10-05T12:05:46.277-07:00"Sic semper tyrannis!!" This should be a..."Sic semper tyrannis!!" This should be accompanied by video of a toy robot dressed as John Wilkes Booth shooting a Totino's Party Pizza in the back of the head at the theater.<br /><br />That's the best idea ever. I think that should happen no matte what!<br />MExtremeNegativeForcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10791574591649182951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-60325080170039349232009-09-28T17:42:12.606-07:002009-09-28T17:42:12.606-07:00Hey, single mothers have to earn a living too, rig...Hey, single mothers have to earn a living too, right?<br /><br />FYI, I have totally forgotten what I was supposed to roid-out about.<br /><br />Perhaps I will just have to wait for the next enraged post to unleash my fury?<br /><br />You are a great effing guy! But you clearly already know that and don't need me to massage your ego to a smooth and malleable consistency.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183743243183740088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-34901929277398490002009-09-28T15:29:25.396-07:002009-09-28T15:29:25.396-07:00Of course you can make an exception for me, 'c...Of course you can make an exception for me, 'cause I'm a great fuckin' guy. <br /><br />On the other hand, you've already shown enough rage here that stopping now would just be a waste. Don't be a punk; finish what you've begun.<br /><br />And, by the way, anybody who can hypnotize with the sway of their hips has a calling and if they aren't sacrificing their dignity and abandoning their given names and the respect of their fathers for winning monakers like "Cinnamon", "Krys'tal" and "Kandee", then they have clearly missed their calling.B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10236506296007773474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-45387744889225230332009-09-27T21:52:51.701-07:002009-09-27T21:52:51.701-07:00Us? Hmm, my repressed aggressive nature on display...Us? Hmm, my repressed aggressive nature on display for the enjoyment of others... I'll have to get back to you on that.<br /><br />I wonder if this is what strippers feel like the first time they are approached to take a trial spin on the pole? <br /><br />Just because you are obscenely flexible and your hips have the power to hypnotize, doesn't mean you yearn for your moment in the spot light at a tittie bar or to have singles shoved in your panties. <br /><br />This is why repressed natures stay that way.<br /><br />But for you, I'll see if I can make an exception.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183743243183740088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-66415460082320339822009-09-27T15:05:25.502-07:002009-09-27T15:05:25.502-07:00Please don't.
Behaving well is for making u...Please don't. <br /><br />Behaving well is for making up and making deals. And since we're not fighting and you already have my business, aggress away.<br /><br />Besides, a) I'm looking forward to seeing it and b)the more attitude you toss around, the more you will entertain us... and that's what it's really all about.B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10236506296007773474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977958406538095757.post-61079293208407584922009-09-27T14:04:24.333-07:002009-09-27T14:04:24.333-07:00There is a subtle undertone to the conversation ab...There is a subtle undertone to the conversation about one's "closeted side." Por ejemplo: inside this impossible attractive and seemingly well adjusted exterior is a torrent of aggression that is often unleashed in small doses whilst in traffic or in crowds filled with unattractive people who find it acceptable to wonder aimlessly and cause a human traffic jam. <br /><br />Heaven help you if you get a chance to see any of this in real life. In the mean time, I'll continue doing my best to behave.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183743243183740088noreply@blogger.com