Monday, July 6, 2009

An open letter to America


Dear America,
You need to get your crap together on this giant robot thing. I keep passing out while trying to watch these movies of a full size Gundam Robot statue being built in Japan. And it looks soooooooooo sexy when lit up at night.
I'm not saying the Transformers in the new movies don't look awesome, but the movies are just crap and you seem to think that big explosions are all that matters. We need a more physical homage to our robot heroes. You need to build a giant Optimus Prime based on the old original toy. Build in someplace in middle America where you build cars, or in New York next to the UN building in honor of how Optimus Prime believes in protecting life in all its forms, shapes and colors. I'm pretty certain this Japanese Gundam is more than a statue. Their hiding their newest weapon in plain sight and we need to be prepared. Even if it's not a weapon, it's way cooler than almost any statue we have in America except for the Superman statue in Metropolis Illinois. I'm warning you America, I may take my portion of Chakakahnistan and move to Japan if you don't start building giant robots now.

Sincerely
MOTHbot

3 comments:

Dekx said...

They are all...beautiful...

That Face! said...

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*has passed out*
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NellBot said...

If you follow the http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/06/gundam-night-pics/ link, in the series of photos it looks like the head turns too!