Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Move to Japan for the Robots

While we here in the Nation/Church/Republic of Chakakahnistan, Inc. await approval for our takeover of the planet Baracus, I'm contemplating a move for robots. Now, I could move to Japan where the robot uprising is guaranteed to begin, or I could just find a way to harness technology to move Japan here. You see, I'm too lazy to pack up my cats and head off to some island that regularly gets destroyed by gigantico lizerds. So, I need a way to teleport the entire island nation to here in the American West. It may be tough for them to adjust to the desert after so many years surrounded by water, but the robots will help them through it and Godzilla will have to attack Hong Kong instead.
So, if anyone has a lead on a massive teleporter, let me know. I've checked e-bay and craig's list, but only found one person teleporters and dubious time machines that are made of things that aren't Delorians.



Lynell said...

What you need to do is finally make california drop off in to the sea, but somehow prevent San Francisco from being destroyed. Then you can just fit Japan in that spot. It perfect!

mothbot said...

Good thinking Scientist Nell! I'm working on a plan right now to re-wire two test missles that the United States is planning to fire. One of them will detonate on the San Andreas fault, knocking the southern part of California into the ocean. I was gonna go into real estate and make a mint off of the new beach front property. I may be able to combine these two ideas.