Friday, May 23, 2008

Ugly Betty is the Greatest Show EVER!!!!!

Before you get the torches and pitchforks, at least allow me to explain.
I was over at Girlfriend Central for snuggles and kisses last night and she was watching the season finale. I've seen one or two other episodes, and the show is always pretty funny, just not something I'd watch regularly. But this episode, this... masterpiece of TV...
Well, one of the storylines is about Betty's boss and how some little French kid shows up at the office and claims to be his son. While they get to know each other, Daniel (the boss) asks the kid if he likes movies. The kid says, in his soon to be adorable French accent, "I like zee Jonny Depp, Zee Matrix, ahnd, zee Tranzformers. Shia Labouf... Not goood, but Megan Fox... Haut!"
That's right, some little French bastard on Ugly Betty just dick punched Shia Labouf on a popular show that I'm sure 70 Billion people watch! This is the beginning. Soon, the whole world will hate the LaBouf as much as I do. Soon, the backlash will drive him running to drugs and booze and indiscriminate sex with loose women, men and animals and eventually his ingloriuos death at the hands of a transvestite hooker and a toothless badger high on crystal meth that whack him for rent money. I hope the badger makes balloon animals out of LaBouf's entrails. Soon, I will not fear going to the theatre only to find a movie ruined by "that spunky kid who won't shut UP!".
Has anyone seen the new Indiana Jones? Me neither.



Lynell said...

A few people at work asked me if I have seen the Indiana Jones. I said I'm not going to see it, they said they wished they hadn't either.


mothbot said...

You see? He's out to destroy everything we hold dear. He'll take your jobs, steal your spouse, leave junked cars parked in his yard and drive down property values. He'll corrupt your children, drink all your booze, smoke all your weed and shed all over your furniture. The LaBouf must be destroyed.

Lynell said...

This is a great critique of the Indy movie: