Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Comeback I Couldn't Use

It's the worst feeling in the world: You hear somebody talking shit - playful or not, doesn't matter - and you have the ZINGBITCH that'll put a motherfucker in his place. But, WAAAAGHGH!!! You're at work and could easily get fired for it. So sad. The only solas you can take is telling somebody else about what you would have said, so here it goes.

Intern wearing shorts walks past Guy Whose Piss Always Smells Like Sausage's cube.

Guy Whose Piss Always Smells Like Sausage says, "What? Do you think it's summer, Intern?"

I would have said, "At least his piss doesn't always smell like sausage!"

It woulda' been so sweet....

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