Thursday, July 17, 2008

MOTHy Goes To The Dentist

So MOTHy went to the dentist today and as a result one side of his head is all floppy and soggy-like on account of the Novacaine. When he told me this I immediately had a day dream in which we got him a hockey helmet and went to Busch Gardens and used his newly attained Retard Status to cut to the front of the ride lines. Naturally this would be portrayed to the audience as a Buddy Montage with lots of shots of MOTHbot getting ice cream and the mustard from his hot pretzel all over his face, accompanied by Queen's You're My Best Friend. There would also be a scene in the montage where he rubs his face in a hot girl's tittays but she's totally ok with it because he's retarded. Then I get a turn just so I don't feel left out. Then we're doing the Eiffel Tower on the chick and she's trussed up like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Man, if only MOTHy were actually retarded;
He'd be so much more fun!!

11 comments:

Dekx said...

Dunno if it's trashy to post a comment on your own blog when you're not responding to another comment, but I just gotta' say that one of the funniest things to do on RLZ is just go down and read the Labels section at the end of each post.

Pica Maloria said...

Eiffel Tower. Eiffel Tower? EIffel. Tower. Eiffel TOWer.
Nope. Still not getting it.

Anonymous said...

This ones funny!
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Dekx said...

See, when a man loves a woman enough to let another man feed her some cock, then he gets a good friend to poker her inna' mouff while the first dude humps her. Then the dudes high-five with both hands in the center. That's the Eiffel Tower. It's romantic.

I like the one from Quicky Now, Longy Later:

atheist, ham, ninja, science, skeptic

mothbot said...

A simple way to picture the Eiffel Tower, is that it's "Chinese finger-cuffs" but with high-fiving. or "Rotissary" Chicken without the spinning and with high-fiving. Or It's like the "Double Buck" competition of the Lumberjack World Championships but with High-fiving.

Pica Maloria said...

ahhh... yeah... ewwww...

Dekx said...

What's the fucking problem with a little comraderie, bitch? That's what's wrong with the world today, man; When two dudes are tag teaming some dick-starved puercoslut, it's always a competition. Well not me and MOTHy. We're the new wave of tag teamers and we're here to say to the world, "We work as a team!!"

Pica Maloria said...

Yeah, that's what I... ewww.
You want cameraderie? Teamwork? Run a relay race, drink a 6 pack of beer in under two minutes, build a porch, hell, take over a small middle eastern country.

Of course the moment you touch each other the girl just becomes a beard so howbout ya just jerk each other and leave that poor little slut alone.

Dekx said...

It's not gay if the wieners don't touch. It's science, jack-ass.

mothbot said...

Hmmmm. Dekx, we have to talk. I always thought when doing the Eiffel Tower, that if you don't make the wieners meet in the middle, you're not trying hard enough.

Dekx said...

Well, if you do it right, there's still at least one of the messentaries intact, keeping you straight. It's a difficult technique to master.